Vinyl record fan now branching out into pre-Internet porn

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Not satisfied with listening to crackly LPs on his gramophone, 39-year-old David Prince from Horsham is now boring his friends on the merits of grainy video cassettes of 1980s sex.

So far Mr Prince has confined himself to VHS format tapes, except for one Betamax classic of a couple dogging on the bonnet of an Austin Allegro.

“There’s a sense of authenticity in these tapes that’s missing from modern online porn”, he explains, “like the one where the man from Currys barges on to the set and tries to repossess the camcorder”.

One of the most exciting challenges has been hiding his massive porn collection from his wife. “It’s not for amateurs who think clicking on ‘Delete browsing history’ will solve their problems”, he says. “It took me a while to convince my wife that the VCR is a mini-refrigerator, but she finally bought it”.

Meanwhile his wife Tara says, “It beats me what he gets out of it. I know he’s had to rent a small warehouse to hide the amount of porn he used to carry around on a tiny memory card. What an idiot”.

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