Rishi Sunak announces ‘Chip In to Breathe In’ vouchers
Lucky Brits left gasping throughout the ongoing knobstorm will be offered welcome vouchers allowing them to breathe during August, as long as they meet a bare minimum of ‘civic duty’ conditions. The announcement comes as A&E units report a dangerous rise in hyperventilating patients suffering involuntary horrified sharp intakes of breath every time Boris Johnson… [read...]