Dave Ellis from Spalding has returned his Galaxy S20 in a record time, confirms the Guinness Book of World Records. Dave explained that he wasn’t that impressed with the phone, or its price, when he was sold it by carphone Warehouse staff yesterday. [read...]
In a decision that has rocked the literary world, Southeastern rail’s experimental ‘Trial by Heat’, a contentious ‘novel’ extracted entirely from the company’s Twitter feed – has been longlisted for the Man Booker prize. ‘It is at times hilarious, [read...]
Donald Trump leaves the White House without checking his face mask [read...]
Panicking meatheads across the country breathed a sigh of relief today as it was announced that gyms were to reopen. Nationwide closures 3 months ago had left many musclebound dum dums like Marcus ‘Flex’ [read...]
