There have been strong protests against the uniform use of masks, particularly among those that see Covid-19 as an attempt to repress our right to show off our chin acne or lady moustache. Instead of covering our mouth, [read...]
According to unconfirmed reports, all but one of a group of six men currently drinking together in a pub in central London have responded to an invitation to look at the arse on that. The incident began about 20 minutes ago in the White Horse on Glasshouse Street, [read...]
A new range of rubber masks aimed at the armed robbery industry will incorporate state of the art virus protection with maximum shock value, announced a novelty manufacturer. Scary Industries spokesperson Ian Smithers said: ‘Now you can be a frightening clown, [read...]
A family which has just returned from a caravan holiday in Newquay say it was the best holiday they’ve ever had, thanks to the family rows during their fortnight’s break. [read...]
Following the Washington Redskins groundbreaking decision to change their offensive name and logo, the Alabama KKK Nazi Motherfu*@ers have admitted that their name could have negative connotations. The Motherfu*@ers have been under considerable pressure from their main corporate sponsor, [read...]
