Police have shelved plans to use Chris Grayling as an undercover operative to test whether massage parlours and similar establishments are operating as brothels. “We decided to start with a known brothel, just to calibrate the test”, [read...]
A man has been fulminating against the axing of Andrew Neil’s Daily Politics show on BBC2, having forgotten that he tells everyone he meets that he never watches the BBC anyway. ‘His interviews were always sharp and incisive’, [read...]
A Retford man has sentenced a pan to a sixth consecutive cycle round in the dishwasher, it has been announced. The news come after Paul McBride, 43 noticed that the pan had failed to come out totally clean after a fifth wash, [read...]
Number 10 Downing Street have issued an official statement declaring that, “The smell from Number 11 is well rancid. Also, Julian Lewis is a stinky poopooface.” “Julian Lewis has been expelled from the Conservative Party for acting with what some have told me is called integrity,” [read...]
