Britney Spears changing ‘racist’ name to Britney Pointy Sticks


American singer, dancer and particle physicist Britney Spears has announced she is changing her name to Britney Pointy Sticks, after receiving thousands of emails and tweets saying that her name is causing offence and could be seen as racist and supporting the colonialist past.

‘It came as a great shock to me, that my name has racist connotations and that its out of place in 2020. It is my name after all and not a stage name, but I understand it can be linked to slavery if you look hard enough, along with the twin white supremacist evils of broccoli and asparagus.

‘I think everyone is going to be happy with Britney Pointy Sticks, apart from those English cockney dickheads who have been using ‘Britney Spears’ as slang for ‘beers’ over many years without paying me any royalties.’

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Posted: Jul 24th, 2020 by

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