‘For those of us with a gaping hole in our self esteem that for some reason can only be filled by growing unnecessarily elaborate beards and moustaches, this is no laughing matter.’ [read...]
‘If United are to win the league next year they will need more help from on-field referees and VAR operatives than that…..and it is our job to make sure it happens.’ [read...]
An uneasy peace was hanging over the centre of Cowes, Isle of Wight, this morning after a series of riots that was initially sparked by passive-aggressive indirect communication between a man who needed the toilet and a group of born again Christians. [read...]
“I put my mask on, walked up to the counter and said ‘I’m here to rob the joint. Put the money in the bag.’. The lady behind the counter just wearily rolled her eyes, gave a kind of half laugh and asked me how she could help.” [read...]
