With the poisoning of politician Alexei Navalny, it transpires that there are only three healthy people left in Russia; Vladimir Putin’s pet dog, Doctor Zhivago and the embalmed remains of Lenin. Everyone else has succumbed to some form of poisoning, [read...]
Whitehall officials are currently reviewing the location of ’The Spot’ which is causing considerable embarrassment for Downing Street following fiasco after fiasco. Since becoming PM, Boris has been put on ‘The Spot’ over the lockdown fiasco, [read...]
The nation is said to be “nervous” after it was revealed earlier today that the prospect of driverless cars on our roads might just be a reality within a year, and the man picked to oversee it for the government is Chris Grayling. [read...]
