With this year’s GCSE results reaching record highs, this generation of 16 year olds have proved themselves to be the cleverest in history. Meanwhile, Gavin Williamson, the Secretary of State for Education (for the time being) is looking into reasons for the 12.5% increase in the pass rate. [read...]
White House assistant cleaner Nancy Betts last night lost her record of being the only member of Donald Trump’s staff not to be arrested on federal charges. Mrs Betts, whose main role is to scrape the spray tan off the Oval Office desk after the President has his mid-morning snoozey snooze, [read...]
The current exam results fiasco appeared to be over today as half a million children were awarded GCSE grades they wouldn’t have had a hope in hell of getting. Brian McHin and Isa Singh of Manchester academy for the shiftless and workshy opened their results in front of us and were pleasantly surprised to find… [read...]
