In a statement this afternoon sure to shock the UK Parliament to its branches; Sir Ed Davey, the newly-elected leader of the Liberal Democrats, un-dramatically resigned after four hours in charge. Sir Ed thanked the dozens of members who voted for him, [read...]
Briefly pausing his celebrations for Driving America into the Ground Again, the premier Hotelier of the United States, Donald Trump, has offered assistance to the 1.5 million people predicted to be displaced by Hurricane Laura in characteristically altruistic and humanitarian fashion. [read...]
A leading KKK clansman has confirmed that the burning of crosses will not be performed at this years flagship clan gathering in Texas. The clansman said there would be significant changes to this years Klonvokation but any measures put in place were only temporary and were aimed at protecting the lives of clan members. [read...]
Are you the leader of a government ineptly stumbling from crisis to crisis while constantly looking for somebody else to blame? Don’t worry, there are plenty of others like you (just look across the Atlantic) but you do need to work on your excuses to make them sound at least vaguely credible. [read...]
A dynamic young magician has stunned fans by revealing he can’t actually fly, levitate or cut people in half and put them back together. He’s asked for several hundred more tricks and illusions to be taken into consideration. [read...]
