Throwing the British feudal system into disarray, King Boris has instructed the monks to rewrite some key clauses of Magna Carta in a ‘specific and limited way’. ‘No free man shall be arrested, imprisoned, outlawed, [read...]
After exploiting every creative option to inflate testing numbers over the last few months, Matt Hancock’s surprisingly savage attack on anyone having the cheek to actually request one has led observers to suspect more sinister underlying desires than simple incompetence. [read...]
‘Technology can be so cruel sometimes,’ said Elaine. ‘Screening, radiotherapy, an endoscopy that murdered all of his fellow polyps, then a gruelling twelve-week course of chemotherapy – you name it, the NHS threw it at Nigel. [read...]
