It’s the game all the schoolboys love: Parliamentary Top Trumps. MPs past and present are scored on Sex Appeal (with scores ranging from zero to minus 10), Brown Envelope (“I got Neil Hamilton! Yay!”), Charisma, [read...]
“Last night, when that big orangey-yellow light disappeared, that seemed to be it. It was all over. There would be no more light. No-one could reasonably have predicted that it would re-appear several hours later. [read...]
As the last Europe versus US Ryder Cup gets underway, golf’s hierarchy are planning the next tournament to feature Europe versus US versus Brexit UK. Players that were once European fairway comrades will be forced into mortal combat against each other, [read...]
Tory grandees apoplectic at discreet revelations in wife of the former Foreign Minister’s diary are complaining the embarrassing tittle-tattle doesn’t go far enough in documenting their eye-wateringly insensitive excesses. An anonymous pink-trousered ex-minister brayed; “She’s made us sound like council estate scum. [read...]
