Hampshire based confidence fanatic Alan Scott was left aghast yesterday after a series of gesticulations and random threats of violence somehow didn’t convince his broken laptop to boot up. ‘I always thought I knew a bit about computers. [read...]
Activities described by a man on Facebook and Twitter as ‘absolute scenes’ are actually not that out of the ordinary at all, it has been confirmed. Pete McBride, 36, from Stockport, insists on massively over-bigging all events that he has been involved in, [read...]
Libertarians have started to complain that condoms are infringing their personal rights, interrupting foreplay and turning erections into 5G antenna. Recent conspiracy-based research has confirmed that HIV was nothing but an elaborate scam in the 80s, [read...]
