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Daily Archives: September 26, 2020
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Man baffled after failing to mend laptop by shouting at it
Hampshire based confidence fanatic Alan Scott was left aghast yesterday after a series of gesticulations and random threats of violence somehow didn’t convince his broken laptop to boot up. ‘I always thought I knew a bit about computers. [read...]
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Activities described by man as ‘absolute scenes’ actually only mildly surprising
Activities described by a man on Facebook and Twitter as ‘absolute scenes’ are actually not that out of the ordinary at all, it has been confirmed. Pete McBride, 36, from Stockport, insists on massively over-bigging all events that he has been involved in, [read...]
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FIFA lift ban on footballers carrying puppies
Throughout history sport has had an intimate relationship with animals; horse racing, running with bulls, hump the camel. An American football is nicknamed ‘pigskin’ after the original practice of running with and throwing a piglet with the aim of depositing it safely in the ‘Penzone’. [read...]