A mood of sympathy for Donald Trump has swept the world. After The New York Times detonated the fiscal bombshell that the hardworking president only had enough money to pay $750 in tax, the shocked global community went into empathy overdrive. [read...]
Universities finding the government’s testing programme as helpful as a teetotal flounder in a Beer Pong five-a-side team have launched their own, specially tailored to lure students into unknowingly participating. “It’s impossible to stop freshers moistly rubbing up against each other,” [read...]
Revelations, in the New York Times, that Mr Trump may have inadvertently helped others financially, has undermined his Presidency, the American Dream and the memory of his father, Scrooge McDuck. His advisors have been asked to explain this oversight, [read...]
