A leaked memo, believed to have emanated from insiders within No 10, reveals that the PM will carry out his next Covid19 press briefing suspended from a zip wire above Victoria Park in East London. [read...]
President Trump has denied widespread reports that he and Melania have contracted Covid-19, slamming them as being nothing more than “fake news in the continued witch hunt against him and his presidency.” Speaking to reporters from a Washington ICU bed he gasped: ‘Folks are saying (wheeze) I got (hacking cough) Covid-29. [read...]
The Monarchy – who specialise in long-haul high-cost holidays – have gone into administration with the loss of over several jobs worth millions of pounds. The London-based firm is one of the United Kingdom’s oldest established business enterprises, [read...]
Not content with charging people who have much more money than common sense an eye-watering £6 for a bag of fallen leaves this Autumn, posh supermarket Waitrose, announced earlier today that it is going to extend the concept. [read...]
