Jubilant Spurs fans riding a crest of Gareth Bale mania were swiftly brought crashing back down to earth, when a hideously familiar figure emerged from a military helicopter that landed in the training ground. Weighing in at over three stones more than the helicopter, [read...]
Following a meeting between the Prime Minister and some of his chums, the North of England is to be subject to strict new Covid rules. From Saturday it will be an offence to play in a brass band, [read...]
With the President and the First Lady both testing positive for Covid-19, voters fear that Mr Biden may have also caught the virus during the obligatory handshake or from the inevitable fondling backstage. The sexual tension between Joe and Donald was palpable throughout the debate, [read...]
