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‘World beating Track and Trace’ now available in the App Store
‘Dom gave the code a once over, but that was before his eye test in Barnard Castle,’ he added. [read...]
Daily Archives: October 6, 2020
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Crisis deepens as Trump tests positive for karma
Doctors have stated that the Apprentice star is likely to experience breathing difficulties as a result of a lifetime of ‘breathtaking arrogance’. [read...]
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Mother delights grown-up children with stories of food bargains
Proving the saying ‘a penny saved is a story to be told’, Redhill resident Mary Kennedy has been delighting her grown-up children with stories of special offers and food bargains every time they have visited her in the last six years. [read...]
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Government blame Track and Trace failure on Microsoft Clippy
‘Clippy should have popped up and asked if we needed extra columns in the Track and Trace spreadsheet. That’s what we paid Microsoft £58 for in 2002 when we bought our copy of Excel.’ [read...]