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Tiers of a clown (sing a long version)
Oh no, no, no
Now there’s a virus in this place
Bojo’s trying to protect the public [read...]
Daily Archives: October 13, 2020
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Fans of Dr Kevorkian ready to ensure Trump never transmits Covid again
A White House doctor has stated that President Trump is no longer a transmission risk for Covid.
Speaking whilst holding a smoking gun, a set of throwing knives with several missing, a misshapen pillow, [read...]
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Chancellor now understands ‘why we cry’
Scientists today expressed excitement that the pioneering android Chancellor, Gideon11, may have for the first time experienced something equivalent to human emotion. [read...]
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Quantum theory ‘screwed’ as cat emerges wiping cyanide from its whiskers
‘For decades we’ve taken Schrodinger’s cat thought experiment at face value; that superposition exists because the cat can be alive or dead at the same time,’ said a researcher today. ‘However for various reasons, probably ethical I guess, [read...]