Every year, more than 100 million rodents are killed in US laboratories alone, so rats are somewhat underwhelmed by any claims made by the Coronavirus. Said one rat: ‘Surviving 28 days on a mobile phone is one thing, [read...]
To simplify the government’s strategy for tackling the pandemic, warning levels have been broken down into three easy to follow tiers.
The most serious ‘Commonsensical’ level applies to households with a QAnon twitter account and in which at least one family member likes to lick door handles and toilet seats. [read...]
Arriving at the summit of Mt Snowdon (peak 3560 ft above sea level) Lloyd Scott was ‘surprised but pleased’ to find that it wasn’t flooded at the top. [read...]