Reports suggest that local councils have squandered cash for policing Coronavirus on a huge bat signal, all because of rumours that ‘bats started the virus in the first place’. They had toyed with the idea of a distress beacon depicting a Chinese bio-chemical weapons lab, [read...]
Apple’s new iPhone is entirely imaginary, it can be revealed.
Appearing as a theoretical emoji at the world’s first metaphysical launch event, CEO Tim Cook silently drew a representation of his wallet with an esoteric air-gesture as the souls of Apple fans spiralled down an invisible vortex into a giant, [read...]
‘His story is as English as the Battle of Hastings, or Clause 28,’ said one source. [read...]
In a modern day take on Romeo and Juliet, star crossed lovers Gemima and Gary have found them separated not by decades of bitter family rivalries like the Capulet and Montagues but by artificially imposed divisions that mean their relationship is bound to end in tiers. [read...]