Millions plead for full lockdown to avoid annual handover of homemade jam
As mid-October heralds Peak Passive-Aggressive Homemade Jam Gifting season, desperate millions are petitioning the government to move their local area up to Tier 3: “preserve-toting relatives may be shot on sight”. ‘My aunt just phoned to say she was on her way over with ‘a little something,’ [read...]