After an exhaustive two-month family inquiry, Gavin Williamson’s Mum has revealed that because of the ‘terrible shambles’ he made of this Summer’s GCSE and A-level results, he has been grounded. ‘Quite honestly we’re livid with Gavin. [read...]
Following his recent statement on free school meals, Nigel Farage has realised that he is actually to the Left of the current Government. He remains slightly to the Right of Hitler and Genghis Khan. Mr Farage has decided that he is, [read...]
Living swordstick, Jacob Rees Mogg, has reminded all fine upstanding British noblemen to command their wives and servants to wind their Grandfather clocks and pocket watches this weekend back to a time when, admittedly, he was just as mocked, [read...]
