After a sterling effort from numnuts the nation over, the Brits have fallen just short in the 2020 World Health Organisation’s Pandemic Idiocy Award.
Once again it’s the USA who have walked off with the prize, led by supreme idiot and team captain Donald Trump. However, British youth did get an honorary mention for their determination to have a piss up whatever the cost.
GB team member and Covid denier, Terry Reynolds, said he was gutted. “Five hundred at our last rally. No masks, no social distancing, loads of coughing and close contact. We couldn’t have done more.”
Boris Johnson said preparations for the next pandemic would start immediately and grassroots funding was key. “Idiots must be given every opportunity to make the most of their complete lack of common sense. Look how it worked out for me.”