The former Prime Minister and one-man war tribunal, has claimed that he has a plan to tackle the Covid crisis. The initial stages involve presenting a dossier of NHS privatisation to the United Nations and then suspiciously having the Head of SAGE commit suicide in a nearby wood. [read...]
The British Euphemism Council will today begin reclaiming the word trump after its four year sabbatical being used in world politics. The BEC hope that in a few months’ time we will again hear sentences shouted across playgrounds like “Yuk! [read...]
While the deactivation of President Trump’s Twitter account has caused consternation, very few people have noticed the absence of Mr, Trump on Friends Reunited. Likewise social media users seem unconcerned that the President has been inactive on iTunes Ping from 2012 and following tensions with North Korea, [read...]
Former armed forces personnel have cast serious doubt on the daring exploits of one of the UK’s best known military heroes. The scepticism has surfaced as Action Man, real name Dave Patterson from Bromsgrove, prepares to sell off his collection of medals and uniforms. [read...]
