Daily Archives: November 16, 2020


Lee Cain appointed to Gunnersaurus

The Prime Minister’s Director of Communications has revealed the reason for quitting Downing Street was to pursue a career as the Arsenal FC mascot, Gunnersaurus. In a dual resignation with Dominic Cummings, Mr Cain will return to a previous love of dressing-up as a chicken for the Daily Mirror to make the public and in… [read...]

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