Throughout the history of the written word, there has been much editing and much finessing. Novelists and scriptwriters sometimes bollocks it right up the first time, and it is only because of unsung editorial heroes wringing the absolute best out of what is dumped before them, [read...]
“The app was a little slow in getting the news out. Perhaps 500 years slow. But the good news, the very good news, is that diseases like this, which have lain unheard of since Mediaeval times, [read...]
While outwardly consoling their distraught wannabee ‘Mary’, all parents are secretly delighted not to have to sit through two hours of mind-numbingly bad drama. Most were said to be happy to avoid the pretence that the performance was anything other than dreadful, [read...]
In a landmark deal struck with the EU, Theresa May has reduced the European Union into a virtual vassal state, she announced today. ‘We no longer need to spend millions creating rules and regulations, the EU will do that for us, [read...]
A clearly overjoyed Boris Johnson greeted Covid-19 as an old friend last night, after news broke that he had been instructed by NHS Test and Trace to self-isolate once more. In a stunning repeat of the events of the spring which deposited the Prime Minister in intensive care, [read...]
