Labour’s ex-leader has had his suspension revoked, much to the chagrin of his detractors from across the political spectrum; including centre-right, right of centre and turn right at the nearest roundabout. Meanwhile famed lawyer, Sir ‘Keith’ Starmer, [read...]
With rival vaccines competing to combat COVID-19, consumers may be forced to choose between more trivial factors; like shiny packaging or does it come with a bendable straw. Now that they all claim to be over 90% effective, [read...]
A survey published today confirms that the average time you will stand in the queue at the Post Office is 46 minutes and it doesn’t matter how many people are in front of you. [read...]
Prime minister Carrie Symonds has filled the advisory vacuum left by the voluntary dismissals of Dominic Cummings and Lee Cain by hiring TV astrologer, Mystic Meg. “My Boris isn’t a great forecaster and can’t see a predicament approaching unless it’s got it’s tits out.” Explained the PM. [read...]
