If you’re a parent with young children visiting a shopping mall this Christmas you’re likely to be cajoled into seeing Santa in his grotto. Below is a list of 10 conformities you will be expected to embrace if your Santa is Dominic Cummings: 1. [read...]
In an effort to save the roll-out of a ‘world-beating’ corona-virus vaccine program threatened by a lack of qualified healthcare professionals, Russia is re-deploying secret-agents to make up the short-fall. “Originally our reputation as champions of humanitarian causes didn’t translate into the demand for vaccinations we expected. [read...]
The Ronan family have asked that husband and father, Tim Ronan, return to working from the office as soon as possible. They have cited his constant presence in the home as having a detrimental effect on the family he professes to love. [read...]
The British public have been disappointed to discover that their A level results may not be good enough to qualify for a Covid vaccine. In fact, most UK citizens will barely have enough UCAS points to get a Fresher’s bag, [read...]
