With an economic downturn predicted, people need to be more realistic with their unrealistic ambitions. A bucket list that lacks a bucket, is clearly not prepared for a bleak Covid scenario where we might have to harvest rainwater or improvise an eye-less helmet. [read...]
Foreign Secretary, Dominic Raab, has told members of the Nigerian Royal Family to “get their act together” with regards to promised monies. “Frankly, the government needs the money now to pay for one or two slightly rash purchases. [read...]
Last night’s Premier League fixture between Manchester United and Crystal Palace was abandoned after it turned out that neither team had brought a football with them.
“We’re very upset”, Palace manager Neil Warnock stated, [read...]
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that he may be close to to a cure for poorly thought out COVID-19 analogies, after nearly nine months of metaphors, implausible comparisons and public schoolly personalisation of the deadly coronavirus. [read...]
