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Naval commander desperate to sink French trawler fleet
Captain John Higgins is counting down to the first of January when he will unleash hell on the French elite trawler fleet, it has been reported. [read...]
Daily Archives: December 14, 2020
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Scandal as Arsenal crowd cheering discovered to be recording of Spurs fans
BT Sport and Sky Sports coverage of Arsenal games both offer options to listen to canned cheering during games, but viewers have actually been hearing recordings of Spurs fans. [read...]
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Health alert as more police fall victim to collective amnesia
‘Collective amnesia? Never heard of it. What does it actually mean?’ was the response from a spokesperson from Surrey Police on their members’ inability to remember high profile offences. It’s a rare condition, [read...]
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Brexiteer demands Full English Breaksit
‘You see, you’ve got your continental breaksit – glass of juice, croissant, maybe a slice of yesterdays ham and a bit of rubbery cheese; bit of jam, and decent coffee, I’ll give you that. [read...]