A bitterly rueful Lord Jesus Christ shook his head and damned his bad luck for the 2020th time in his long life today, as he contemplated another year of celebrating his birthday and Christmas on the same date. [read...]
Thousands flocking to the North at the weekend in the hope of witnessing a celestial phenomenon were left disappointed as police arrested a local man with a large torch. [read...]
Following the unpopular but potentially lucrative spare bedroom tax, George Osborne’s latest proposal for a levy on spare change that is just rattling around unused in people’s pockets led to angry scenes in parliament yesterday despite government claims it could bring in to the Exchequer up to 3 billion pounds and 27p this financial year alone. [read...]
A man from Hull, Michael Khatri, was recently visited by three alarming visions – the ghosts of Past Decoration Promises, of DIY Presents and of Christmas Furniture Construction. [read...]
