…Apart from the calf in the date scene at the restaurant, when he ordered the filet mignon. – Well you gotta ‘ave the steak dinner otherwise the hero looks like a right tight arse. Oh, [read...]
A mix up with the Covid restriction tier system and football’s divisional tier system has resulted in a major upheaval for many football clubs. FA Media Officer, Steve Morgan said, ‘It appears what has happened is that our systems have aligned the Covid tiers with football tiers [read...]
A woman in Braintree, Essex claimed to have seen a Bulgarian lurking in some bushes near a local petrol station, leading to fears of hysterical panic-bigotry among thousands of Daily Express readers. [read...]
1. A blank CD of John Cage music
2. A whole box of doughnut holes [read...]
Urging the public to ‘come and get it, old chaps’, a red-faced Boris Johnson emerged from the kitchen in the flat above Number 10, Downing Street last night, carrying a flaming oven tray filled with the charred remains of a dish four years in the making. [read...]
