Mr A. God has confessed that he’s decided to spend a year winding Boris Johnson “right-up”.
‘I know it’s a bit juvenile, but you’ve got to admit he really deserves it. Anyone who lies and blusters his way to be prime-minister has earned a year of having things happen to him that makes him look like an idiot. I admit, he’s done a lot of heavy lifting with Brexit and appointing Cummings, but with all due modesty, bearing in mind I’m God and everything, a new strain of covid a week before Christmas was a classic idea that’s going to run and run. ‘