Trump announces intention to claim victory in 2024 US election


Following his dispute about the result of the 2020 election, Donald Trump has announced his plan to claim victory in the 2024 presidential election.

‘It’s one of the biggliest decisions, but today I announce my intention to claim victory in the 2024 election. It’s going to be a huge, huge victory. They will try to take it from me, I’ll be neck-and-neck before polling begins but then they will start counting the votes of dead people, just the deadest.’

You just watch them using rigged counting machines too. FACT!’  They will try to steal the 2024 election from me. Yes they will, but when my team presents evidence to the Supreme Court, then we’ll see. I wanna tell you, it’s already all falling into place and looking good for us.’

Mr Trump hasn’t ruled out claiming a further win in 2028, and it’s understood he has already briefed his team to file suit to have Abraham Lincoln’s victory in 1860 overturned.

‘It was rigged too. I actually won that in a landslide,’ claimed Trump.

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