A Coronavirus Carol – Part 2
A Coronavirus carol Part 1 can be found here Scrooge jumped as the glass hit the ground. Looking up he noticed the TV had started running repeats of repeats. Turning the set off he started to get up, [read...]
A Coronavirus carol Part 1 can be found here Scrooge jumped as the glass hit the ground. Looking up he noticed the TV had started running repeats of repeats. Turning the set off he started to get up, [read...]
Her Majesty the Queen will go “absolutely apeshit” in her Christmas message this year, according to her head of PR. Press Secretary Michael Shea says despite decades of reasoned, balanced, wisdom – delivered in a calm, [read...]
Fights between truckers broke out today after queues for Channel ports reached East Sussex, which is in Tier 2. It is understood that after the M20 in Kent became completely blocked with lorries, a secondary queue formed along the A228 and A26, [read...]
In a Docklands office on Christmas Eve sat two men working, socially distanced, naturally. One, Ebenezer Scrooge, should really have been shielding but the rules had changed again, while the other, Bob Cratchit was hyper-sensitive to the fact his disabled son was classified vulnerable despite being made to attend school for most of the Autumn… [read...]
Leader of the House of Commons and immaculately polished turd, Jacob Rees-Mogg claims Dickens’ classic novella ‘A Christmas Carol’ has been sabotaged by the left as a political stunt, it has emerged. Rees-Mogg said: ‘There is nothing the Marxists won’t do to re-write history and that includes meddling with classic literature. [read...]