As the hooker dream faded the image of a new, silent spirit appeared. ‘Bollocks, I won’t see that tenner again,’ said Scrooge, walking unbidden to the fog. He arrived at a graveside with a vicar intoning the usual bullshit about ashes and dust. [read...]
Following reports circulating around Westminster, a Downing Street spokesperson confirmed last night The Prime Minister received an official visit from the Ghost of Christmas Chaos. Speaking to reporters the spokesman said: ‘Just after midnight, the PM was woken by an apparition. [read...]
Celebrity pan-wrangler Nigella Lawson has revealed that for the first time this year, she will not engage in any form of double entendre over the dining table during her Christmas lunch. Speaking to reporters she said: ‘Look chaps, [read...]
link to part 2 Scrooge thought he’d only put his head on the pillow when he became aware of a hand rocking his shoulder. ‘I’m the spirit of coronavirus present,’ said the spirit while Scrooge changed his underwear for the second time in a night. [read...]
Kent’s Manston Airport has been selected as one of the properties to feature on Channel 4’s “Four in a Bed”, where hoteliers from across the country visit each other’s establishments and review their stays. Billed on the programme as “Kent’s Newest Hot Destination”, [read...]
