Prime Minister Boris Johnson has pledged not only to break all of his New Year pledges again this year, but that they will be world-beating pledges and will be broken in a world-beating way. ‘I’m not going to reduce the amount of lies I tell, [read...]
BBC Countryfile presenter John Craven has been accused of stealing a 2020 Cliff Richard calendar from a Cotswold branch of WH Smith. The shocking revelation came to light when Craven was seen stuffing a large object into his Barbour jacket. [read...]
The backpackers – obviously mostly British – who flouted Australian COVID-19 rules by partying at a Sydney beach on Christmas Day, only did it to remind us they are twats, it has emerged. The plan clearly worked as footage of the young revellers in Santa hats and boarders that were shared on social media immediately screamed ‘twats’ within a few seconds of viewing. [read...]
