The Twittersphere is in uproar following a tweet from @geoff451, real name Geoff Hartley, that has variously been described as ‘shite’, ‘a $%*@ing disgrace’, ‘what the Nazis would have said’ and ‘%*!@ $%@*!’. The tweet presented an intelligible, [read...]
Genetic scientists and virologists in Oxford have carefully deleted segments of any faulty EU code in the nation’s DNA and replaced them with updated sequences of British base pairs A,C,G &T (Austerity, Conservatism, Gin & [read...]
NewsBiscuit Retrospective 2020 January January started, in a fashion, in the way it looks like finishing, with veteran fighter Mark Francois spending time with all his friends. Mark Francois preferred quiet night in Meanwhile the most important thing the Labour Party could find to do was elect a new leader to not oppose the Conservatives… [read...]
Although not officially announced until the end of next month, details of this year’s Dishonours List have been leaked and include dozens of newly-minted twats, pricks, sods and tossers – individuals whose contributions to public life have been irritating, [read...]
The year 2021 has been admitted to The Priory’s Laurence Fox attention-dependency wing after suffering a sudden collapse under the weight of expectation of being better than 2020. ‘After the arsenado that was 2020, I could have galloped in as a putrid horse skeleton cobbled together from bat droppings, [read...]
