Chris Grayling: My resolution is- hullo? Hullo? Can anyone hear me? I think one of us is on mute. Maybe me. Let me try this butto-
Nigel Farage: Don’t you worry, I resolve to continue harrying our lily-livered so-called politicians until we free our splendid nation from the thrall of our Eurocratic Overlords. [read...]
The Twittersphere is in uproar following a tweet from @geoff451, real name Geoff Hartley, that has variously been described as ‘shite’, ‘a $%*@ing disgrace’, ‘what the Nazis would have said’ and ‘%*!@ $%@*!’. The tweet presented an intelligible, [read...]
Genetic scientists and virologists in Oxford have carefully deleted segments of any faulty EU code in the nation’s DNA and replaced them with updated sequences of British base pairs A,C,G &T (Austerity, Conservatism, Gin & [read...]
Although not officially announced until the end of next month, details of this year’s Dishonours List have been leaked and include dozens of newly-minted twats, pricks, sods and tossers – individuals whose contributions to public life have been irritating, [read...]
The year 2021 has been admitted to The Priory’s Laurence Fox attention-dependency wing after suffering a sudden collapse under the weight of expectation of being better than 2020. ‘After the arsenado that was 2020, I could have galloped in as a putrid horse skeleton cobbled together from bat droppings, [read...]
