National Mockdown : Everyone stays home and posts acerbic satire National Sockdown: Everyone stays home and avoids stepping on the kids’ lego National Clockdown: Everyone stays home and forgets what day it is, what time it is. [read...]
In a newspaper column, for an eye-watering fee, the humble former Top Gear presenter has admitted he’s been suffering from the Coronavirus since the 1980’s. As well as losing his sense of smell, Clarkson says his sense of style was also destroyed by the virus, [read...]
Taker of the Opposite Position Keir Starmer is spending the evening in quite the consternation as the Government have done exactly what he would have done, when he would have done it. In preparing his speech for the forthcoming debate in the House of Commons, [read...]
Unbridled joy has greeted the news that eleven Republican senators are on the brink of cracking all the world’s unsolved mysteries by the power of belief alone. Belief, that is, backed up with a hefty dose of pig-headedness, [read...]
In the wake of surging case numbers Boris Johnson has updated coronavirus guidance in England to “Do what you f*@king like but don’t come crying to me if you die”. The Prime Minister has also replaced the existing “Hands – [read...]
