Sightings continue to come in of elusive executive Dido ‘Goldfinger’ Harding. The latest reports come from the south of France, though she has also reportedly been sighted in the Caribbean, in an underground lair, a hollowed-out volcano and on a moonbase. [read...]
After John Bishop was revealed as a forthcoming Doctor Who Companion, replacing Bradley Walsh, the BBC have confirmed Sarah Pascoe, Romesh Ranganathan and Mo Gilligan are among a dozen comedians appearing in future episodes. Showrunner Chris Chibnall explained, [read...]
After winning the majority of the wishbone at Christmas dinner, Jane, 33, from Coventry, has had to admit she didn’t wish for a better 2021 for everyone in the world. ‘I said “not telling” at the time but over a week later it’s become glaringly obvious that my wish wasn’t for the end of division… [read...]
Wedding bells and cash registers are set to ring out, as the Prime Minister and The Leader of the Opposition look set to seal the knot and tighten the noose. They have finally decided to be joined in holy matrimony and mutual hatred of the unions; [read...]
“It’s Raining Men” by the Weather Girls proved to be an amusing soundtrack for the house where the roof had extensive leaks, but since then things have become out-of-hand.” [read...]
