Home Secretary Priti Patel has told police chiefs that tougher enforcement of New Year’s resolutions is needed. She made the request in response to a report that claimed 97% of resolutions had already been broken. [read...]
Parliamentary curiosity and terrifying oddball, Jacob Rees-Mogg, announced today that he is to enter the Tour de France later this year. But the North Somerset MP won’t be riding a state-of-the-art super lightweight carbon fibre racing bike. [read...]
As Lockdown aftershocks continue to ripple, including the news of summer exam cancellations, the national economy has had a surprise boost from the inclusion of extortionate bribes being thrust at the teaching profession to encourage them to ‘get their predicted grades right’. [read...]
