The government has announced that schools will remain closed to children, but will reopen from next Monday to teach adults some basic techniques that will help combat the virus. A spokesperson said that this measure was urgently needed, [read...]
Security around the inauguration of President-elect Joe Biden is to be significantly tightened with the introduction of 7 additional police officers it has been confirmed. The move follows criticism of the police response to the storming of the Capitol on Wednesday. [read...]
Following news that Boris Johnson’s dad has had his 2nd vaccine dose before most vulnerable Brits have had their first, Boris rushed to reassure the public that this isn’t nepotism. “You know that film where a comet’s about to strike the Earth and all the top scientists and artists are kept safe in a secret… [read...]
A new advertising campaign released by the UK government has implored the public to save lives by acting like they have contracted Covid and immediately driving 500 miles to Durham. “Gather up your family, take off your glasses and head up north, [read...]
