Scientists studying social media nonsense have concluded that most content creators ‘just need a hug’. “It was pretty sad, really” said Dr Anthony Jones of the University of Oxbridge. “One we looked at was an actor who posted a picture of himself with a fake exemption lanyard and an anti-mask slogan. [read...]
Leader of the House, reanimated Victorian corpse and life-size ventriloquist puppet, Jacob Rees Mogg, has been called a hypocrite by Labour after it was discovered that he has a pond full of koi carp at his Somerset mansion. [read...]
Post Brexit trade deals will be accompanied by a series of bridges linking the UK with every country in the world, confirmed Boris Johnson today. 195 new structures will be built over the next millennium, [read...]
It’s one of nature’s most closely guarded secrets: what is the precise moment when Dad goes from hero to zero? “It’s like throwing a ball in the air” said Professor Jones of CERN. “It starts off fast, [read...]
