Building and Environmental Control officers have called an immediate cessation of building work at Westminster Palace after a small cluster of Liberal Democrat MPs were discovered nestling within one of the offices. Within the existing planning application, [read...]
Colin Simmonds, 47, of Braintree, has just entered the record books as he started his third day of completing the latest BBC customer satisfaction survey. “I wasn’t really thinking straight,” he told our reporter. “I was on the i-player thing watching Match of the Day and this box pops up and asks if I have… [read...]
In a strange twist resulting from the global Covid19 restrictions, officials from the Greek Orthodox Church have confirmed that the 2,446th edition of the Hermit of the Year award has had to be cancelled. A spokesperson for His Highness, [read...]
Despite recently declaring his ideological opposition to the concept of arrows, Jeremy Corbyn has accepted an invitation from the head of the National Union of Bowyers, to speak at their hastily convened High Synod of the Bowmen, [read...]
The Communities Secretary has signalled that statues of slave owners will be given preference when it comes to council housing, extra UCAS points and they will be first in the line when it comes to the new iPhone. [read...]
