It’s a record: impeachment articles have been filed on Joe Biden’s 2nd day at work by a Congresswoman who definitely isn’t crazy. Probably. Almost certainly. “This is the future”, said a spokesman (for America). “Impeachment could become a national tradition, [read...]
When Martin Critchley secured the position of office manager at Office Universe Ltd, he was left stunned by the lack of an inauguration ceremony. “There was nothing. I was introduced to the head of the accounts and sales departments, [read...]
Dave Carroll broke down in tears yesterday as he recounted his remarkable escape from a service station toilets on the M40 near Banbury – after 12 years stuck trying to wash his hands. The ‘dirty dozen’ was caused by so-called automatic taps that simply failed to work when the 45-year-old father of two rubbed his… [read...]
After one of them returned a positive Covid test the couple, both in their 80s, will use their experience of growing apart over 40 years of marriage to see them through the ten days of self-isolation they are now required to do. [read...]
