All US presidents to be impeached as standard

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It’s a record: impeachment articles have been filed on Joe Biden’s 2nd day at work by a Congresswoman who definitely isn’t crazy. Probably. Almost certainly.

“This is the future”, said a spokesman (for America). “Impeachment could become a national tradition, like 4th July or high school massacres. Speaking of which, Congresswoman Greene believes that the Parkland, Florida massacre was a ‘false flag’ operation to tighten gun control. Because gun safety enthusiasts naturally slaughter schoolchildren in their quest for reduced violence”.

Sadly, Congresswoman Greene was available for comment. Endlessly.

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2021 by

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