The EU are escalating their sabre-rattling foreign policy as they seek to distract attention from their woefully inept Covid vaccination strategy. Not satisfied with invading continental-based production factories, roasting non-profit pharmaceutical manufacturers and threatening export embargoes on any domestically produced vaccinations, [read...]
Barely known, barely understood, Culture Secretary and crisp eating parrot, Oliver Dowden has announced a jolly spiffingly tremendous incentive to cheer everyone up. ‘I’m pleased to announce that from next Tuesday the government mothership is scrapping Wednesdays. [read...]
Angelica, the beautiful daughter of a local monarch, has expressed her gratitude to Sir Ruggiero, a knight-errant of humble origins who recently saved her from certain death by slaying the dragon that was poised to devour her. [read...]
Exhausted dad-of-six Alex Kennington from Walton-on-Thames found a novel way of making a shed load of extra cash by becoming a Multi-academy schools trust. After a heartbreaking late-night session trying to explain fronted-adverbials to his six-year-old daughter, [read...]
