Pancake Tuesday once again brings recipe-shy dads into the kitchen to create overly-doughy pancakes, which are somehow burnt on the outside and raw in the middle, and who will inevitably stick the pancakes to the ceiling in an effort to impress their bored, [read...]
A group of lockdown-sceptic back-bench MPs have tried to give the impression of thoughtful scientific study, by dropping in the word ‘Research’ – in place of ‘Dumbwittery’. This was the same tactic adopted by the European Research Group, [read...]
Editors say they are sitting on a tsunami of stock photos featuring pretty young blondes jumping for joy, husky brunettes flashing a bit of side boob and excited red heads texting a friend. [read...]
An increasing number of Americans are questioning why brave drones are being sent to fight intractable wars in distant countries, with many concerned citizens becoming distraught when they don’t come back in one piece. [read...]
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