A defrosted HSBC customer who rang a helpline in 1971 claims to have finally gotten through to someone. The customer rang the bank to ask about decimalisation and was put on hold. After pressing ‘3’ to become cryogenically frozen in liquid nitrogen, [read...]
‘A Cub Scout has been stripped of his “joining in” award and told to hand back his woggle after leaving his local Scout pack,’ announced assistant Scout leader Jason Beesley The 7 year old was stripped of his activity badge and several other cub titles after giving up his role during bob-a-job week. [read...]
Due to coastal erosion and leakage on Gloucester border, Wales has shrunk from its traditional dimensions, thus becoming an area the size of less than Wales. Instead, Slovenia will now become the standard International Measurement for ‘an area that sounds quite shockingly large but is actually quite small’. [read...]
