As with any journey, the kids aren’t interested in the road map. They just want to get to the destination. They have already been sitting in the back of the motor for a year; they are bored playing with the crap Track and Trace App they were given; [read...]
Following the announcement that people will soon be allowed to meet outdoors for “coffee on a bench”, Derbyshire Police have impounded all the benches in the county. ‘Just because some London folks have endorsed al fresco caffeine abuse doesn’t mean we want these metropolitan perversions up here,’ [read...]
Scientists have identified a new variant of Prime Minister Boris Johnson that has emerged in UK. There have a been number of variants of Boris Johnson throughout his time as Prime Minister, and experts suggest, [read...]
